We dropped by a market this evening to pick up some milk, and my wife noticed a blurb on boxes of Diet Coke:
Who knew soft drinks could be hydrating?
Who knew that “hydration” was supposed to be so special? Or that “self-involved airhead” is now a major market demographic?
“self-involved airhead” market demographic
Many health-food snacks indicate on the label (in an exclamatory fashion) that calories are “ENERGY!” to educate the airhead demographic.
I’ve seen nuts come with
I’ve seen nuts come with the helpful warning, “Contains nuts”.